Tuesday, January 4, 2011

50-year-old's Valentine's Day

 Speaking of friends just looked at the log puberty thing, think of the morning to hear the bath tub works Cuozao about how middle-aged woman on valentine day things. Pure Northeastern dialect makes me laugh for a long time. Would like the for a long time.
do nail a woman worker said Cuozao; Valentine's Day tomorrow, I have not been available then, the truth can not find a temporary person not Canoeing, this suck, ah, got left in this day can be Zezheng .
Cuozao worker said; how have not found a temporary lover ah, feeling you are also afraid of stepping on the ants to find lover ah, the speed is too slow to the point, you really is finished, or else the two of you and I improvise over occurrence of events
woman can not I send you roses big deal, you send me chocolate to comfort each other.
nail to say; sister ah it or forget, the men did not find, find also find a beautiful woman mm, you are not 50 people do not have Ben romantic. You do not torture my mind of the young tree.
Cuozao to say; you quickly pull it! I have plenty of romantic Valentine's Day last year me and my family treasurer, had to Aoao romantic, quack interesting.
nail to say; Oh God! did not find the person you are menopausal valentine day also got to? world really wonderful ah.
intrafamilial transmission of said; loud noise, the Valentine's Day to you young people have, ah, I tell you, that love is, regardless of age, and not look at me soon have grandchildren, you always tell the girl ah, this Valentine's Day as we had, the pursuit of love and romance regardless of age, you know! sample and said it
nail; sister Yeah, that loud noise and my husband you have Valentine's Day, still go Aoao romantic then I do not believe you still have the passion than the young, but also interesting! < br> Cuozao to say; loud noise, the ready to learn ah, learned and white pull to one person you where you are romantic, interesting to say
nail; oh the mother, look down on people that, regardless of loud noise, today how do I have to Canoeing is also a romantic one to one, I do not believe to my looks, my body, the makeup could not catch the wind.
Cuozao to say; you move the wind it, I see you move wasp line, how you want to reverse how ah do not make it out of the whole and Montenegro, the last witch, like, really loud noise is not to.
nail to say; you hanging and more nonsense that says it, can you not act ah, so you say you and me husband valentine day things, you pull me Gansha, are the first line of the last that the black body does not look good ah, how to say that earlier it is no wonder that it failed the last blind date.
rub bath to say; I wanted to say earlier, but you said I was not aesthetic cells, that I dress is a look at the people entering the city --- Tuen Shan yard run, then I Zhashui ah you people in this city ,
nail to say; sister, your memory is so nice to loud noise, all the things Sha years do you mind, you can not keep up appearances, it quickly to the point, these many people are waiting across the
Cuozao to say; well, let me run this mountain you and your husband going on at me how valentine day's. you tomorrow, the whole province of Montenegro, a witch to torment me, I may have heart disease, withstand ah! day I bought two pig tails, garlic get the point, there is a small burn shochu】 【
nail said quickly; stop, I said big sister to the pig tail, to which ye ah romance also Aoao romantic it is not fool me You say it
Cuozao; you anxious Shaya, did not finish it Do not interrupt, which are free of teaching, and then interrupt you receive your tuition ah, shut up obediently listening
Cuozao the continued; the evening, he sat me and our household dinner table, while eating pig tails and small wine garlic dip, and I rather abruptly give him a kiss that our household of Valentine's Day dispensers happy, I have nothing to send to you sing it through Jiujin. I give this a look at our household he kept the whole 【manicure, pedicure done there are other people who listen to laugh】
nail to say; OMG, what are you singing a song, and your broken voice did not scare my husband sick ah
Cuozao say, Well I'm not drinking the wine good, drank too much looking after the old quasi-tune singing, and without deviation, and sing your husband have moved, tears rushing to die 【】 ha ha I laugh the laugh that
nail; you sing ah song Han , regarded my husband rushing tears the whole, this is not actually very sad romantic ah ah
Cuozao of embarrassed to say; I sing with you the one who 【】 slowly getting old is this song you husband listened to the tears of laughter to die before rushing 【everyone around me and doubled up laughing more nail】
die of laughter, clutching his own, said; oh the mother, sister you're so talented , you have 50 people who had also Zhuangnen it, this song is sung by young people, no wonder my husband rushing tears, I see no wonder I be face creases and more recently, the original to get you to give me get the whole laugh, and sister yeah you there in addition to intrafamilial transmission that youth face a professional killer
Cuozao's also giggled and then said; you know Shaya, energetic yet to come, I finished this song , my family did not know he was laughing while wiping her tears from the change out of a square box where I say thank my gift of song. I looked at the box I was on the Mongolia, Upon my honor and sisters said he was my home for decades to not bought me things, but do not blame him because he handed me the whole salary, and I think I froze in his house then opened the box, put in to sell things out to me and said you told me a few did not enjoy a happy life years, 50 people who had returned to Cuozao, children develop people, and you fall sick it is a massage on your shoulder, varicose veins are good, then I give you a massage at home . 【laughter was gone, very quiet】
nail that went over very serious; sister, brother in law so handsome! I wish you and your husband loving the old, happy forever! 【I do not know who is gently applaud 】
laughter over the story made me think a lot ......  I hope the world of the couple can enjoy the ordinary life of love sweet, I wish couples Happy Valentine! 

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